Wednesday, February 22, 2006

:(

Time to let the armchair analysis begin I suppose. Was the it totally unnecessary offensive-end penalty Bertuzzi took? Or what about the Official calling lost-sight on a puck in only half a second and then we had it in the net just hundredths of a second after his whistle?

Really, my feeling is that we simply didn't play well. Canada did not look like a cohesive unit on the ice.

:(

Go Canada!

18 minutes till puck drop in the Canada/Russia quarter-final game.

Beer...check.
Chips...check.

Off I go to cheer for the best team over there in Italy. For we all know that there is no more patriotic Canadian than a drunken hocken fan. ;)

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Lay Me Down in Your Soft Pillows

Have you ever shopped for a pillow? I mean, being a guy, and as unrelated to Martha Stewart as you can possibly be, I've never really considered what it meant to shop for a pillow. Until yesterday I'd only ever bought one pillow before, and that's because when I moved up to Timmins I discovered that I had forgotten to bring one from home. The process was simple: go to local softgoods store, walk in just far enough to see a box labelled "Pillows! Sale!", pay my $3.99 and get out of there.

Yesterday I decided I needed new pillows...indeed there comes a time when even a guy says to himself, "Ewww...my head is not going anywhere close to there." (Usually this realization occurs when you didn't drink enough before coming home...but I digress.) Suffice it to say, new pillows were needed. Off to Sears I go.

Upon arrival in the bedding department, I'm greeted with nothing short of a wall of pillows and the price of the first one I see...$189.99!! (note to all of the Sears executives that frequent my blog...apparently most of you skipped the day about merchandising at management ass-kissing school....never, ever, put your most expensive products in the first 8 feet of a >16 foot display) Seriously, who pays $189.99 for a pillow? That pillow costs a quarter the price of my second car...my second car which was a V6...and had air conditioning!

Apparently there are many choices to be made in the selection of a pillow: fill (I've usually thought 'soft and fluffy' was sufficient), firmness, sleeping pattern (it intrigues me that they sell pillows specifically for people who sleep on their stomach, or their back, or their side). Do people actually sleep on their stomach? I've never met anyone who does (regularly anyway). Anyway, most of the pillows seemed to be in the $30-$70 range, which I still consider ridiculous, but I did eventually find one there to buy: the grandpa pillow from the Martha Stewart line. $7.99 each. Where the grandpa name came in, I'm not sure...either the Martha line wants to embarass you into not buying it, or they're implying that "grandpa" will sleep on anything...even something that only sells for $7.99. Whatever, good enough for me.