Should the owner of this iPod Shuffle wish to see it forwarded, intact, to their new address the following demands must be met:
1. The owner of said iPod must fashion a costume at least vaguely resembling an aquatic creature. The iPodnapper would be most pleased if an octopus was chosen.
2. This costume will then be worn out to no less than two on-campus bars at which time pictures must be taken and posted to the blog of the iPod owner (public post only please).
Once the photos have been witnessed to be online, the iPod will be securely packaged and express-posted to its rightful owner.
Failure to comply with any of the two conditions above will result in the packaging being sent to the owner -- in separate envelopes.
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OCTOPETTER!! alternately known as PETTERPUS ...coaster.
hehe...I love it. It beats the hell out of some of the names I was coming up with.
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